Worst of the web: brokenCYDE
July 11, 2008
These toolbags are called brokenCYDE. They’re from New Mexico. Their music falls into the ’so bad it will make you want to stick knitting needles into your eardrums’ bad. You have never heard garbage like this before, so in that respect, I guess it’s original. Check out their song ‘BREE BREE’ on their myfail page. It’s somehow based on a pig, or ham or something.
.. They’re just horrible. I saw them they were on MTV. WTF?
And what’s up with their mascot – the pig?
brokencyde are a fuckin savage band how can you diss them ? yeah some people might not be into that sort of music but it doesn’t make it bad. I don’t like classical music but that doesn’t meen it’ so bad ou wont to “stick knitting needles into your eardrums”
Every time you listen to brokenCYDE, god kills a kitten.
are you fucking serious they are killer so Bree Bree is weird but their songs like Freaxxx and 2 Drunk are sick
okay you don’t like them i get it but dnt diss on them they are making more money than you are so stfu and get a life
kthNKS;
“they are making more money than you”
I don’t care about their money, juliah. I think their music sucks ass. I am entitled to my opinion
Are you kidding commenters? someone actually LIKES this garbage?
Their songs, besides the retarded lyrics, vocoder abuse, poor-poor sampling, the crappy recording and over-producing, most of them get lost halfway through in ‘bridges’ that make absolutely no sense at all (freaxxx being the prime example).
I mean, they are so bad that I had to listen to all of them, out of curiosity, usually a band has ONE redeeming quality… they had none.
k are half of you commenters on crack brokencyde is the best band ever sure they have some weird songs but have u eva listened to freaxxx or schitsophrania best songs like eva but best 1 is blame tom
okaa fo all yall dissin on brokencyde i got some advice for you, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND KEEP YOUR BAD OPIONS TO YOUR SELF thank you very much.
yeah i dont like a couple of there songs but i dont like blues so yeah.they way better and they are the shitt
i fucking love brokencyde
they are amazing music, their combination of screamo and crunk music was the first of a now overdone scene.
The anger and emotion in their music is so amazing and it makes me so happy
I cannot believe so nothing blogger feels the need to offend them to this extreme level. Just because you cannot understand a certain type of music does not mean it is shit.
They discovered a niche market of people who enjoy the rhythm and simplicity of rnb and drum and bass, who also enjoy the anger and violence of screamo
get some better opinions
No. Brokencyde are a talentless cabaret of retards cobbled together by a record company.
I have to agree- this band (if you can call them a band) is the worst thing I have ever heard, without a doubt. They’re like a freak show- and have to be some record company experiment.
From Lord Screamo Von Douchington to Frostee McTip and on, Brokencyde are are a fantastical cavalcade of culture-confused, suburban mediocrity. Just when you thought hipsterdom had eaten and shat out everything that was once cool or strange or remotely original, the scene eating monster has re-emerged from its pit of kenny loggins records and skinny ties to regurgitate this mash-up of stuff that was only marginally relevant when it actually happened.
Further, I can’t even tell when these kinds of cock noses are being ironic anymore. Man… What can’t kids just actually be greasers or crunkmonsters or metalheads, rather than just pretending from a safe, inoculated, ironic distance. Or, fuck me, maybe we could actually do something new? Nah… Fuck it… I am probably giving too much away assuming that a guy who calls himself se7en even put any thought whatsoever into his “art”. So sample some more hall and oates and have a good ol Lil John LARp til sunup. Douch On!
Kevin… thank you, my friend
u are wrong, and i dont care how many times i have to say this
if brokencyde were talentless then they would not be able to make me smile on days where nothing is right. talentless shit pop and rnb artists will never have the same power as this band does
they are not a record company experiment u retards, they are crunkcore, a rising new genre filled with other such artists as karate high school and breathe carolina.
just because uare unable to keep up with what the youth are listening today does not make it bad. it is different, but not bad.
wtf are goldfrapp, if not a record companies concoction? at least brokencyde have soul and are not as fake as a fricking barbie
jeez
The only positive thing to come out of this bizarre phenomenon (the rick-rollesque rise of this walking abortion of a band) is that it can serve as a trustworthy litmus test. If you meet someone who likes this, whether honestly or in that poo-dripping self aware, media savvy, ironic-smirking way – that person is most likely (as warren ellis put it) a “turd with a haircut”. So hey, even the latest sign of the undeniable stygian decline of humanity has a silver lining. Right?
r u actually calling me a turd with a haircut
jesus christ
if i had replied saying “brokencid is the shizz mova fucka, cus i is realli lovin them like” u would have called me a brain dead retard
formulating an intellegent arguement about an amazing band is not being smug
im finding this hilarious, btw
looking a ure music taste, im guessing a pretty mild taste, possibly even a thin for “coldshit” aka coldplay
bc13 are pretty much above ure league on the hardcore league, maybe if u buy the new keane album and listen to it enough times u can convince ureself that its hardcore and metal, and u can forget all about brokencyde
Heh… that Last.fm thing that’s on the site is from last.fm radio… a radio station. They play what they want. If you have a problem with Keane or Coldplay then take it up with them!
Personally, I consider myself very much above the hardcore league. I am in the uber-screamo ultra-crunk league, bitch.
Anyways, brokencyde just ripped off their whole concept from Ironside. The difference being that where Ironside was only disabled physically (his brain work good), Brokencyde are disabled by their lack of talent.
In re: intelligent arguments as to the merits of this horseshit band – saying that something is objectively good because it makes you smile does not really qualify as an argument (in the classical or any other sense). that is an extremely subjective statement that may not even rank as opinion.
in re: said horsepoop being “too hardcore” for us curmudgeons sitting here bitching about the newest, vaccuous trend – it is exactly the fact that you would use the word (in its current, cultural context – uncompromising and visceral) to describe something that is pissing on the very idea. Everything that these dickbags mash up and rip off that was actually relevant or truly original (or some close approximation) is turned into some homogenized cliche. Hardcore is a genre with roots in proto punk and early metal. Minor Threat and Black Flag and Bad Brains on to Karp and Rye Coallition and Anal Cunt. Thus, a bunch of upper middle class duochebags with a vocoder, some preprogrammed Roland beats and a few manshrieks do not hardcore make.
My problem with this music does not stem from its lack of a message or any such thing. Rather is comes from yet another gaggle of schlongs jumping onto a couple of hitched up bandwagons and fooling kids into thinking its new or that its a scene. For, one day, and maybe soon, such things will be the death of fun as we know it. Fun will be manufactured and fed to us in a sort of mentally devoid culture slurry. Its not just shitty music, its a worrisome trend in a culture carrening toward stagnation.
am struggling to find ne trace of this band ironside, unless its this heavy metal band that keep appearing on search, but somehow i doubt it
im beggining to feel like u are ripping the shit out of me(really, you think girl!) so this shall be my last protest against attacks on the internet against goood bands from mediocre people who can’t cope
even as i type this i am listening to brokencydes amazing new song called rockstar
stop judging them seriously.
i personaly love them.
the’re the kind of music you listen to when you don’t
want to here anything else going on.
it puts you in a state of mind.
and if you don’t like it then just don’t be so harsh!
it’s offensive!
everybody has different styles of clothing and music.
respect it and cherish it, it’s what makes the world
an interesting place.
Notice how every poster that has defended Brokencyde has multiple spelling and grammar errors. This is another one of those bands for edgy 13 year olds… Or are you 14 now bc13mf?
Well, there is no such thing as a “grammar error”, only standard and non-standard grammar. So that is a flawed statement.
And not every person who listens to this band will fit into your schemer of a 13 year old.
I like them and i am 17, hardly old but a far way older than 13.
Just because you do not personally like a band, does not make you’re opinion into fact.
Now, you can call them “horseshit”, and anything else for that matter, but it does not go far to prove that you are any more mature than a 13 year old yourself.
So please think before you post. Even though this band does not fit with your norms of ‘good music’, it will to some, which makes it worth Brokencydes time to make this music since alot of people like and appreciate it.
Peace.
i’m 18
difference between typing errors and spelling mistakes thank you
would you like to mark my comments, or judge them on their merit of arguement and reasoning for this fucking awesome band?
Brokencyde sucks.If you want real electronic music,listen to Groove Armada.Hell,to that one commenter who called this a mix of drum and bass,and screamo,I have to slap the shit out of you!This isn’t drum and bass,this is wanna-be soulja boy crap.True drum and bass is: Limewax,Shy fx,Future Prophecies,Gangja kru,London Elektricity,Goldie,and many many more.I prefer Dubstep and Drum and bass over this electronic scene kid emo shit.If you want real electric music,Get Salsa House by Richie Rich.
Right, what the fuck ?!
if you’re like, hating Brokencyde, don’t search Google and bitch about them, you bellends.
i went onto this, thinking there was gonna be some music, and i see this ?
makes me furious.
yeah you lot have opinions, fine, but the whole world does’nt need to hear them!
and since you all think you’re so special, im gonna say MY opinion!
BROKENCYDE FTW!
that means for the win
dumb fuckers.
“everytime you listen to Brokencyde, God kills a kitten”
BULLSHIT!
what, did you make that up on the spot or something?
because it really made me laugh *haha*
reply what you want, but you haters chat out your asses to be honest.
they kick ass more than your chav shit.
nuff sed.
bethan is right,
you dont need to criticize others music.
i mean sure you dont like brokencyde,
or maybe even the whole genre as a
whole. but you dont have to go on websites
and swear and say how much you hate
them. theres music i dont like but seriously,
what is the point in talking crap about it?
everyone has music that just makes them
feel good, and brokencyde is one of the bands
that does that for me. and all of you guys
talking crap about brokencyde are probably
much older, im sure you listened to some
questionable music as a teenager. i also
think that putting other people down like that
is very childish. think before you post people.
This is the fucking worst music my ears have ever had the luck to hear.
I’m into Hip-Hop, I’m into Metal…
This group take the worst, most pretentious aspects of both and put them together in a way that REALLY doesn’t work.
brokencyde has absolutely no talent. i could get a bunch of my friends and i to pointlessly scream and try to be crunk and cool and make a band better than brokencyde. and by the way, to the people saying it makes them happy, seriously, get a better taste in music.
thank you jake swy and bethan
Well u have ur opinion & us commenters have ours.
& u need to respect tht!
I think BrokenCYDE is the shight!
their my second fav. band, & their original & different.
i mean there are way worst bands out there thn them.
Ok,
I personally love Brokencyde. I think they created a whole new genre, and I love it. i can’t find any other bands like it.
Personally, I think it’s great that you put your two cents in,
but being civil would be nice.
And considering your particularly rude commentary,
I think you could improve greatly.
So, maybe you don’t like the genre.
Or just don’t like the band,
i don’t like bands.
But I don’t go around saying they’re the worst on earth and I want to kill myself with a knitting needle (? I don’t know what this is about. Knitting Needle?)
Because I think it’s rude.
And I’m like, 14 for Christ’s sake,
I know enough to be civil.
i’m enjoyoing the fact that because i like brokencyde someone is going to “beat the shit out of me”
all those bands you listed i listen to and i fucking love. salsa house is awesome
i just also like screamo and get a fucking kick out of it.
beat the shit out of me!! u fucking arrogant turd. u think because i don’t like the same music as you which ive already said is your wrong about) maybe you have anger issues. i would suggest listening to screamo instead of attacking people on the internet
Umm, nobody said they were going to “beat the shit out of” anyone, bc13mf.
wikipedia Piero Manzoni and look up artist’s shit. that’s all i’m going to say.
wait… nm i have to get this off my chest. these LOSERS are nothing more than the reflection of self-loathing PRIVILEGED suburban empty vessels. i understand kids need something to represent their generation but THIS IS NOT IT. THIS IS GARBAGE. seriously, LISTEN TO WHAT THEYRE ACTUALLY SAYING. PLEASE DO NOT associate this or lump this in, in ANY way with hip hop. hip hop emerged from political and economic strife while this shit? well…. i think you know just by the motivation of their “art”
okay seriously are you kidding me!!! i have so much to say but im so mad i cant type all of it!!!!! dhgjowhdgif just because you dont like this type of music doesnt mean they suck it means you dont like this type of music. brokencyde is amazing i want you to try to make up a song thats as catchy as one of theirs. please try. i beg of you try because i dont kno many people that can. some people dont understand them or what theyre trying to say well thaqts fine but thats not their fault its yours so dghiahbguadbgjadbfgjad!!!!!!!!
ps- se7en is the hottest thing to ever walk on this planent
anyone who enjoys this music needs to get kicked out of their houses by their parents cuz seriously, no one above the age of consent listens to this bullshit. it’s a bunch of privileged suburban whiney malcontent kids with nothing better to do than spread their virulent tastes . seroiusly, get kicked out of your houses and see if this type of music transcends survivial and the recession’s harsh reality. cuz whether it’s rock, hip hop, or even classical REAL music transcends the bullshit even if it speaks completely of nothing.
imagine if creative chefs said one day “hey lets put together EVERYTHING that ever tasted good and ruin the culinary industry by putting it together. who cares what it tastes like, IDIOTS will eat it.” seriously, there are genres of music i’m not that into, but Brokencyde and what they represent are just intolerable.
“talentless shit pop and rnb artists will never have the same power as this band does”
i could just copy and paste that, and be on my way, but i think i might just point out how amazingly lost the kind of person that could type that sentence must be.
lets analyze the first part of that sentence.
talentless: root word: talent.
lets talk about talent, shall we?
their lyrics: laughably mediocre. their instrumentals: the epitome of mainstream hip-hop (also known as soulja boy) and a little bit of shitty techno.
its hard to find any talent in that.
“…shit pop…”: the fact that you dont think this isnt pop music is the most fucked up part of that sentence. its is most DEFINITELY pop music, its just an ugly red-headed step child in the pop music family.
lemme tell you a little story about “this kind” of music.
this is pop music’s younger brother. he knows deep down he wants to be just like his little brother, but he knows he cant. when he was younger, he got rejected by the major record labels because his big brother will always be better liked, because he’s more attractive, knows what the masses like to hear, and has a liking to being in tabloids. so, after he realized he couldnt be like his brother, in an attempt to create a name of his own, this shit stained version of pop music feathered his hair, got some terribly wack beats, put on tiny pants, and wrote some lyrics about pussy and crunk juice, and suddenly, people started to pay attention.
“…will never have the same power…”
wow, you really think this band has power? i think thats one of the saddest things ive heard in a long time…
this band has about as much power as a down syndrome midget with no money and an eye-patch. no one gives a FUCK about this band.
the idea that you think this band has power at all, let alone more power than mainstream music is the most awesome part. mainstream music has the power to rape your face, steal your girlfriend, and bite your dogs nuts off without any repercussions of any kind.
this excuse for music has the power to go to the store and buy milk.
fuck this shitty band, fuck your shitty “look at me, im so different” rebellion, and fuck this shitty band. bands like this one are the gasoline that fuels this orgy of suckitude known as scene kids. i dont know when this will end, but i certainly hope i get to see you fuckheads die when it finally passes.
brokencyde.
for the mother fucking loss.
Brokencyde is the saddest, worst excuse for music ever.
They have made me want to stop even looking for bands to listen to altogether..
Scream vocals are meant to be used for anger and to have purpose you feel deep about, not to tell a bunch of faggot ass 13 year old scene kids how much vodka you can drink and how many under aged girls you fuck, we know its under aged because those are the only people on the face of the earth that would put up with this shit.
Fuck, Satan banned it from hell because he couldn’t take it.
And power-shit isn’t a new genre, bands have been playing this stuff for years!
Amen to sexual chicken. its too easy to edit the sad part of this whole affair when your 15, but i’d go 20 against a 10 that most of these devoted fans will look back on this time in their lives with equal parts embarrassment and ire. the embarrassment is obvious, but the ire will come when you/they realize that they have been had. its not a scene. its not remotely original. its a bunch of mediocre (at best) failures trying to get rich capitalizing on their fans desire to be part of something, anything, to set themselves apart from mainstream culture. but this whole monkeybang is just mainstream mediocrity repackaged and rebranded. its been done for many years, and it keeps kids from discovering their own scenes, tastes, etc… not only is this band a borderline unlistenable, retreaded, polished turd, but its another example of mediocrity and boredom as some kind of standard of culture. so stop shittin in my mouth and callin it a sundae.
its alternative pop culture. that all it is. regardless of whether or not this teenage shitstick clusterfuck of mascera knows it or not, they are exactly the same as their american eagle shaggy haired counterparts, if not worse, only because they think they’re doing something cool and different, while the gap model metrosexual crew doesn’t seem to be trying so hard.
im so ashamed of my generation, its fucking crazy. granted, this same sort of thing has been going on for quite a while, just in different forms… but to think they could be such ass-backward fools by thinking they’re rebelling whilst really just conforming to the norm is what makes me ashamed.
it truly saddens me.
but hey, seeing fucks like brokencyde only makes me feel better about myself. its kind of like watching jerry springer. its a confidence booster.
yu know what fuck allll yu people who keep dissin brokencyde. yu obviously dont know good music when yu hear ittt!!!!!
if yu dntt like them, yu dont havee to be postin shit that says “brokencyde:worst on the web” cuz alll yu stupid fucks out there know this isnt the worst music yu ever heard!!!!
whoever made this webpage and made a whole big storyy about dissin them must REALLLYY have no life!
wow…
just
wow…
You children are insane. I can’t even describe what they are doing as music. It’s rubbish, I am in disbelief sitting here, reading the comments that all of these kids are saying in defense. Grow up before I throw up. They sound like my little 18 year old brother when he cries on the phone to his pink haired high school girlfriend. Music that only little emo kids like is NEVER GOOD. You are wrong. All wrong. The fact that I seriously, in all honesty, thought that Freaks music video was a joke says it all. Anything that someone could seriously mistake as a joke cannot be good. It just can’t. What is the matter with the world today? I am so glad I am not 15 today, who knows…Maybe I would have thought this unpure, melted down, manufactured shit was good, too.
I wonder how many of these pro-crappy band posters are just one person, or just the members of that crappy band (which shall not be named).
May God have pity on the poor souls of all those who think that the worthless music known as Brokencyde is enjoyable.
Amen.
Firstly, I was curious on why people diss this group. After I’ve listened to all their songs, I felt really bad. And I wished that I could turn back time to prevent my self from listening to such an unholy offspring between mindless screaming and Shwayze-like lack of rhyme.
Emo is going to die off. Crunk is going to die off. Poor Hawthorne and The Used.
Brokencyde is like the ‘Linkin Park’ of Emo and Crunk. The genre-killer.
If there is a new prog-rock band coming out, that is so bad, the reviewers will put this sentence at the end of their review:
“Welp, at least it’s not Brokencyde.”
Surprisingly after listening to Forever The Sickest Kids, Dangerradio etc and enduring the pain of listening through their albums, I actually said that sentence above.
Am gon’ murk dez fools
All the people on this blog who think that BrokenCYDE is great just can’t write properly.Man I’m French and I have difficulty to see what they write.Their arguments is garbage too.Why don’t you just listen to music,go on myspace or any other site and forged your own opinion on music not what all the people tell you to love.Because,this is really,really garbage music.I dont’ like screamo,Metalcore,Deathcore but this is just painful to ear.
*laughs*
Thank god there are people that see this band for what it is; an abhorrence.
To all of the underage folk that can’t even legally drink beer: Get over it. Everyone is going to have their opinion whether you like it or not. If you don’t appreciate what is written here then just grab those headphones and cry into your music that “rocks.”
Have a good day kids. =)
This shit is atrocious. To hear it is to hate it; the mind rebels, the heart sinks. It’s not even that it’s so bad in itself – there are certainly songs that sound worse. It’s the fusion of all of it – the horrible screaming, the lifeless techno backbeat, the clothes, the general lily white manufactured plasticness of it. This is music designed to appeal to retarded 13 year olds; if the comments on this blog are any indication, it does its job all too well.
The fact that people are showing up to defend this band is a stain on humanity. The well reasoned arguments they keep talking about boil down to, “My life is so empty of real problems that this screaming shit stirs my emotions’ and “how dare you talk about a shit band on your own blog.” Take it from me, kids, someday you’ll look back on this and be ashamed. I hope. Jesus, I hope no one tells you people broken glass is delicious, because you’d sure as hell eat it.
This band is the biggest fucking joke ever bestowed upon the world.
Wow.
I wasn’t going to put a comment on this blog but I feel compelled to.
I first noticed the band that I shall not name (clue: they rhyme with joke inside) on the Myspace login page and was instantly compelled to hate them on the basis of their picture. Irrational I know, but I won’t apologise for it. Then I clicked on it ‘cos I had to hear if the music would offend me as much as the look of the band itself. I wasn’t disappointed. It’s truly horrible, soul less, abhorrent music for the current Emo generation (a generation, by the way, that knows nothing of the roots of the music scene it says it’s a part of)!
I would say not to bother arguing with their ‘fans’ as it would be like arguing with Nathan Barley… someone that thinks they’re uber-cool will never back down, they’ll just brand the ‘haters’ as morons. But anyone with any love of music, be that Indie, Death Metal, (real) Emo (i.e. not My Chemical Romance / The Automatic), etc. should stand up for what they believe in!
A stand against Jokencyde is a stand against mediocrity, banality and the saddness that is the music business trying to impress ‘the kids’ using pretty boys with alternative styled clothes and haircuts!
Ashlee wrote earlier, “ps- se7en is the hottest thing to ever walk on this planent”
That just about sums up where their fans are coming from!
Seriously, everyone is saying NO they dont suck just because you dont like them. That can be true with many bands, in fact theres music that i hate, but i can still say they have talent. brokencyde HAS NO FUCKING TALENT. they are worthless pieces of shit
honestly, im not going to lie to you. i know these guys and they actually are tool bags. but im not going to diss the entire genre of music just because they’re douche bags. however i am going to diss them for being conceited fucking losers who got an ounce of fame and think they are god’s gift to women. midget sized mexican guys who run around yelling ‘lick my penis up and down’ do NOT deserve to be famous.
This is honestly the worst music i’ve ever heard. It makes me feel ashamed to be apart of this generation that loves this trash. Brokencyde have no talent whatsoever and eventually all of these people who keep on defending them will feel ashamed that they ever listened to them in the first place.
“it puts you in a state of mind.
and if you don’t like it then just don’t be so harsh!
it’s offensive!”
Yeah, it puts me in a homicidal state of mind. I’ll be as fucking harsh and offensive as I want. Good thing this little trend hasn’t taken wings.
You want “offensive”? I am going to break the nose of the first person I see in a “brokencyde” t-shirt and cut their lame bleach/dyed hair as they whine and bitch and moan about how much it hurts.
Seriously, anyone who supports/likes this band deserves bodily injury. I’m not even joking. If somebody plays this band around me, I will beat the fuck out of them. Promise, not a threat.
This is not music. It is a group of assclowns trying to appeal via image rather than music. You think they’d have any followers if they weren’t faggots stealing from every little clique they can possibly manage to? If you do, your opinion is irrelevant because you’re exactly the kind of fuckasses who allow this shit to get pushed. Tools.
this came up by accident, so i thort i would take another look out of curiosity.
i find it really funny, that most of the bc13 fans have moved on with their lives so that this page is now filled with shit comments from losers with nothing to do but hate on people
the fact that you searched brokencyde in the first place is retarded. if u hate them this much then dont type their name into google and click on blogs about them. twats.
im pretty sure i’ve never typed the word coldplay, or radiohead into a search engine.
c cope, i will fucking mess you up if you tried to do that to me, you shit head i would have you on the floor clutching your bolloxs the moment u touched me.
get a life. i have
I find it really hilarious that so many of the pathetic 13-year-old Brokencyde fans are whining that we should “respect their opinions” because “that is what makes the world interesting”, and that even though their taste in music (which kind of makes me want to deploy a nuclear bomb on all of suburban North America) is “different” (read: shitter) than ours doesn’t mean that we can post mean comments about their cherished band! Well um… thinking that they’re shit is also an opinion. Just because it’s different than yours doesn’t mean you shouldn’t respect it either, isn’t that what you were saying? Especially if it’s true… Brokencyde sucks the big one
I love brokencyde and any screamo practically. If it’s so talentless, let’s see all of you scream. And they don’t actually scream, they do it through their nose using their stomachs. It’s very difficult and takes alot of training.
Well, whoever hates brokencyde, atleast know they get more girls then you ever will.
I hate brokencyde. Yes, they probably do get more girls than me but that’s not really a problem. I am happily married. Do you have any more convincing arguments?
Seriously, their music is the kind of shit i would see at the bottom of a three week uncleaned sewage pipe. And I’m saying it nicely.
Being a person of the current “Nu Music” generation, it saddens me to see people like try to be different by changing whatever the colour of their hair, or wearing pants 3 sizes too small. Here’s a news flash, there’s probably three hundred thousand people just like you in a one mile radius. I’m making a guesstimate here, and would probably say that 99.999% percent of the fans are white, suburban, rich kids who don’t into the sun often.
Brokencyde are the pinnacle of Human devolution in the modern world.
Oh and by the way, If you think our opinions are offensive and stupid, then what other reasons are there to put up this stuff up? huh?
And don’t tell me that they get more girls than me more or make more money, because seriously, that is not what the REAL WORLD (look it up, you might like it) is about.
and no, this is not a pop culture reference to the REAL WORLD on mtv.
Brokencyde are the present day Crazy Town.
Ok, for all the haters on this page.. Paul Mclean.. God better start killing alot of fucking cats. Fuck cats anyway…they are worthless like you fucks trying to put down a band doing what that wanted in life. And its alot better than what you fuckers have done! Someone ask you what the most exciting thing you have done in your life…and you reply buying a mini-van…….NO FUCK THAT SHIT. I had a band that me and my friends started and toured the world, met some crazy ass fuckers, and partied it was ridiculious, and fucked untill we were dickless. So FUCK EVERYONE ONE OF YOU WHO PUT DOWN A BAND CHASING THERE DREAM! and VV..Im fucking 20 not 13 you dumb fuck. Admin…you probaly getting cheated on right now as we all read this, so when you end up in a corner crying looking for attention, go emo and slit your rist. nateC.. your just a flat out fucking douche bag. everyone skipped your comment. C Cope…your about as hard as a fuckin loaf of bread. MOTHERFUCKER YOU AINT SHIT! go ahead show up at there concert and see whos ass is getting kicked. you wont know what the fuck happened to you. Brett…first off, you have a fucking faggot name. You take it in the butt eveynight you sick fuck. Your a fucking fan of jeffery starr arent you? Go and listen to your micheal jackson, or Clay Aiken and mind your own fucking business. Rachel.. you go home and touch yourself while watching youtube to the song 2 drunk 2 drive, and in your mind your saying i want them mexicans, in and around me ..all night long. Whos knows..post a video, you might became famous! =D wergwerwgeg….did you have a sezure writting your name you dumb fuck? take the short bus next time.. you will fit right in. Red Hindley .. you shud have kept to yourself…no one cares about your opinion. You were probaly adopted anyway. thats right…go cry. Christuhfuh and Karate High School go suck a cock, so i dont have to hear anything else come from your fucking mouth, so go play with each other, or whatever you fucking gay haters do. Interficio…nice vocab, but i still fuckin hate you. Hope you have a kid grows up in a nice private school, then comes home with tattoo’s up, drunk as fuck, piercings, multi colored hair, and listens to this kind of music…thats what you get being a hater even if you talk smart…hahahahahah have a FUCKING WONDERFUL DAY SMARTASS!!! =] A55P2…get the dick out of your ear you french bastard and maybe it be less painful! lil john…jus shut the fuck up and get crunk. AdeadGenre…you can go and join brett with his circle jerk…You can be pivet man! =D congrats on the promotion! Chris…may god bless you and let you get laid and then listen to these songs, and you will be screaming thank god for brokencyde, AMEN!! Robert Paulson just go jump off a bridge.. you wont be missed. Paul Mclean you opinon wasnt even worth the 35 dollars you pay a month for the internet to post comments on someone elses life, just because theres nothing great about yours to talk about. charlene…you just need to get laid more. sexual chicken…first off, great name, hope you aint a guy…taking cocks to the face, seriously… and fuck people like you in this generation, cause deep inside that stuck up asshole heart of yours…theres an emo rock kid screaming GET CRUNK! so listen to your inner self and party. let this generation be remembered as the BAMF! [bad ass mo fo's] – for thoes who dont know shit! Max…no bodys perfect..so GET THE FUCK OVER IT!! Be a fucking teacher or some shit and ill be sure to have the kid that has you as a teacher and makes you fuckin life HELL!!!! Mwahahaha!! pedro…get your ass back over that fence! juicy juice, ashlee, brokencyde sucks, RealVermin, 018792, kevinforveverman, n.angelo….sorry you all dont have your own comment back, but im tired of reading everyones bullshit opinons, that dont even fucking matter. So heres some advice. Grow the fuck up, do something exciting with your life, like sky diving, or cliff jumping, hell start a hip hop screamo band, or hell go run nude through a park. nothing better than a fresh breeze. =] But really if you are that low enough to disrespect someone else’s life style that isnt even in the disscussion to defend themselves. I mean wtf did they do to you? seriously??? ill tell you what…NOT A FUCKING THING! So live your worthless lives and MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS, when we want to opinon on what you think of us…we will give you a call… but dont be expecting one ever. So have a fucking great day, and fuck all you fuckin faggots that hate!
yea i aint a pussy my names there find me if ya dnt like brokencyde ill beat ya fuckin head in…oh and the comment above mine is rite! fuck all the haters sry ur life aint the exciting! go kill urselfs…or better yet go find find the shortest short bus n ur county n stand n front of it!
oh and C Cope? wat do u cope wit cocks alot or something? dont answer tht i dont wana no! n if ur so hard go find me on myspace or something n find out where im from n we’ll c how fast u break someones nose…haha! n its ez to sound big ovr comments so i wnt try to…jus find me bitch!
BROKENCYDE ROCKS!!!
fuck the haters! they aint got shit else n there lifes to do besides b jealous of an awsome band.
actually half these people on here prolly r those type of kids tht try n wear their lil sisters pants!
oh and lil jon…STICK TO UR GAY ASS RAP SHIT!
lata hatas haha
LOL, The last two people who commented, give yourselves a pat on the back for trying. BC13 MOTHERFUCKER!!!!, or whatever your name is, shut the fuck up. You do realize you sound like a complete dipshit trying to make of us eh? This is a page where we discuss how much Brokencyde sucks shit okay? its not really smart to go here in the first place if you’re just gonna tell everyone that you’re dickless, which we already knew beforehand. Oh and one more thing, you being a BAMF is never gonna happen since all you do is whine about other people. Crunk belongs to Hip-Hop and Rap, not suburban white trash with the ability to scream nonsensically.