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Madonna has been a terrible actor in many, many films and now - fiercely aspirational as ever - she has graduated to being a terrible director. She has made a movie so incredibly bad that Berlin festivalgoers were staggering around yesterday in a state of clinical shock, deathly pale and mewing like maltreated kittens.

Click to read the full Guardian review.

Oh dear.

Edit: BONUS SNEAK PREVIEW OF THIS BALL OF SHIT

Filed under: film by Paul McClean